February 2012
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I love Conan O’Brien, though.
I don’t know why, but I can’t stand Jennifer Aniston.
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Why am I still watching The Best of I Love the 80’s on VH1 Classics? Is this what my life has come to? Lamenting over my dead Teddy Ruxpin while singing “If I Could Turn Back Time”?
Escher Girls: This is an excerpt of something I... →
eschergirls:
This is an excerpt of something I wrote in my regular blog about this story:
http://www.themarysue.com/inclusion-what-jennifer-heplers-story-is-all-about/
Basically, a female video game designer did an interview 5 years ago and expressed some opinions about how video games could become more…
“I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes...”
– Mary Shelley, Frankenstein. (via riverran)
#mary shelley #this quote though #it’s all kinds of wonderful #hey remember that time one asswipe was like you have 30 seconds to name something invented by a woman… #…and Mary was like SCIENCE FICTION MOTHERFUCKERS #that was awesome #thanks Mary Shelley...
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“This is not time-sensitive, but I need it before Monday.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Every. God. Damn. Day.
I’m super tired & bored & I’m here until 6PM (probably without any breaks or lunch again). You could leave a message in my Ask to keep me busy. I seriously have nothing to do.
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I watch what I eat. Watch it go right into my...
Coworker (to the "new girl" coworker after offering cheesy biscuits to me & another lady & we both decline): I'd offer you a biscuit, but I wouldn't want you to ruin your perfect waist.
Me (laughing because I'm so going to nail him for this): Well, thanks a lot.
Coworker: Wha?
Me: I like how you offered me & [other lady] the biscuits but then say that to [new girl].
Coworker (foot firmly in mouth): Uh, well, I just meant that she's obviously watching her waistline & worried about what she eats.
Me: How do you know that she's the only one in this office watching what she eats? (hint: he should because the other lady said while declining his offer that she was WATCHING HER DIET)
Coworker (foot halfway to stomach now): Well, I mean, not to my knowledge. (& new girl starts laughing at him)
Coworker: Why do you always make me think about what I'm saying?
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doctorjuliustsunshine replied to your photo: That list could have gone on for another five…
Oh god yes Tom Hardy.
I mean, right? You could drown a toddler over here.
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Sometimes I think my life would be better if I didn’t look the way I look. You know, if I looked like what everyone thinks is worth looking at.
But then I realize I’d still be me on the inside and that that’s my real problem and source of heartache.
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cherith replied to your photo: That list could have gone on for another five…
*flops* I am so disappointed not to find my name. *grumps about* :P
Sweetheart, that’s because I have a love for you and not a mere crush that waxes and wanes with the phases of the moon.
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Need to come up with about $6500 for tuition next...
Blow jobs behind the Tacos Tacos Tacos it is!
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cherith asked: Dear *anyone*
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doctorjuliustsunshine asked: Dear ex bestfriend
Go for it.
chelseyray:
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex girlfriend
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on
Dear girlfriend
Dear boyfriend
...
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“I would love you as a bird loves flight, as meat loves salt, as a dog loves...”
– Jeanette Winterson, Gut Symmetries (via helplesslyamazed)
I want the Boba Fett helmet. I need the Boba Fett helmet.
“Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had...”
– Hugo Schwyzer (via la-dolce-vit-a)
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Movie Review - Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance →
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brianne333 replied to your photo: On Back: “A dog is for life and not just for…
DAT FACE. So smoochable!
That was him when I brought him home. This is him now:
I love his face. :) When we chase each other around my parents’ house, he sneaks around the corners with his nose crinkled up while snorting air at me like he’s some big tough dog.
He’s my soulmate. There are...
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“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via stfuconservatives, sixpencesoulcake)
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I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF SHANE!!!!!!!!!!!
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“How many girls do you know that would soldier through 5000 pages of foul...”
– an explanation on why there shouldn’t be more male nudity in the show, because “That would be like me going to the Twilight board and asking for more explosions, sex, and action. That movie wasn’t geared towards my gender.” (via fuckno-asoiaffandom)
now this is just precious
(via bidonica)
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“There are so many fragile things, after all. People break so easily, and so do...”
– Neil Gaiman (via julie911)
Looks like I have to turn off the Missing e Ask...
So that’s kind of annoying.
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quantumstarlight asked: 21, 30, 58, 94