I started playing Skyrim again. I really like that my PC looks as annoyed with this quest I can’t seem to get through as I am.
Hey, did ya’ll catch Kristen Nedopak’s fanvid “Skyrim: To Lydia With Love”? Hi-larious. If I didn’t have a Geek Girl Crush on her from the interview I got to do with her for Gaming Angels, I’d totally have a raging one now.
SKYRIM IS MY VALENTINE 2: CREEPY PICKUP LINE DO NOT WANT EDITION
Honestly, these are even dumber and lamer than the first two!
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Summer and I fuck around in Skyrim. Part one. Of god knows how many.
Link title is pretty much indicative of content. So, uh, yeah. Click, read, et cetera.
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Skyrim: How Many Ways Can Summer Die in an Hour Ep. 1.11 - “Shooting Down the Walls of Heartache, Bang Bang!” I ripped a chick’s heart out after I totally kicked her ass into the ground. Then, I went on to kill a metric ass ton of wolves, random bad dudes & 2 trolls. I’m Spartacus.
Skyrim: How Many Ways Can Summer Die in an Hour Ep. 1.10 - “A True Friend Stabs You in the Front”
I guess someone got tired of my ineptitude. Granted, we had just spent this round getting killed 20 times while wandering through a dwarven ruined cave only to be blocked at the end by a locked door without a key, causing us to have to backtrack our way out. Or she’s just typical of the quality of “friend” I attract. You can decide for yourself.
I also still can’t remember what magicka I’m using. I’m horrible at this game.
Skyrim: How Many Ways Can Summer Die in an Hour Ep. 1.9 - “All Mankind Love a Lover”
- Brother: Well. I got married.
- Me: Yeah?
- Brother: Yup. To the warrior woman who's a werewolf. I equipped her with [and he rattled on some heavy-duty armor that I can't remember now because I've the memory of a goldfish] and the neighbor told us to keep the noise down after the wedding. You think he was eluding to the sex?
- Me: Well, she is a werewolf and if there's one thing I know it's that werewolves are howl-y.
- Brother: That's what I thought.
- Me: Better enjoy it. You only get 49 more marriages now and she might die.
- Brother: That's why I equipped her with the heavy armor.
- Me: You're such a romantic. I'm so gonna max out on marriages.
Skyrim: How Many Ways Can Summer Die in an Hour Ep. 1.8 - “We Don’t Need Another Hero, Lydia Sang from Under Her Dwarven Helmet”
I died a record of 20 times this round. I blame this on the fact that Toki puked up what looked like a mix between a shit demon, the bits of dog food he doesn’t like, and a biscuit or roll or some kind about a foot away from where I was sitting. I swear it looked like it was going to stand up and walk itself out to the dumpster. Alas, it didn’t and I had to pause my game to clean it up (it surprisingly smelled like fresh dog food), and that kinda thing just throws your chi off, dude.
Because I died so many times, the visual side of this entry is a lot longer than the previous. Still working out how to edit and all that stuff. I would skip to the end death because that one is still making me laugh (even though that 6th death really cracks me up). But I’m pretty easy to amuse.
Also, you may or may not notice that I still haven’t grasped the concept of dodging incoming attacks while I cast spells and stuff. I’m still just standing there, daring everyone to do their worst. Which they then promptly make good on. So. I might have to work on that at some point in the future.